Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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