Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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