I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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