I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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