So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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