Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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