if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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