I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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