so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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