i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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