loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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