Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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