Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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