: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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