She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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