Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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