Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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