Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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