It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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