no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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