with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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