he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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