so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
