who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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