6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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