There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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