I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
