Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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