Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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