Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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