So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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