I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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