they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She needs sedatives and a leash
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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