My boss' voice literally gives me gas
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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