at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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