Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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