I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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