we're blogging at a bar
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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