That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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