My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
