Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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