..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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