i permit you to call me
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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