he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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