So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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