Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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