Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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