Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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