My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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