Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
the day after is always just damage control
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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