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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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