He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Dick very happy bro
I need water and some morals
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