This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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