No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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