so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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