my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Farmville is her only friend.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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